the only time i’ve ever gotten close to an orgasm my calf cramped and my boyfriend literally had to stop and stretch me out and i was in so much pain
probably the funniest experience with a guy ever
sad moment when you’re trying to eat clean and see that alcohol is in the bottom tier of things you can eat so you google “healthiest alcohol choices at the bar” because the college struggle is real
the ladder I’m currently trying climb
and whoever made that post about “oranges being pre-sliced by nature” yeah. no. shit’s messy as hell.
I feel like I’m at the stage of adulting where somedays I want to be healthy, educated, successful, classy, different and motivated and then somedays I just want to be drunk, lazy, fat, boring, insulting and promiscuous.
and it’s hard.
man, i love college