Reblogged from Tumblr's funniest and most relatable post!
i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me
wow this almost became sucessful
Reblogged from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) no homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the only time i’ve ever gotten close to an orgasm my calf cramped and my boyfriend literally had to stop and stretch me out and i was in so much pain
probably the funniest experience with a guy ever
Had A Beautiful Swim this morning #brickell #downtown #miami #SoFlo #pool #swimming #hottub #sex #money #skyline #palmtrees #goodfriends #earlymorning #latenights #InSearchOfSunrise
staying in that second tower for a week #holla
Reblogged from Beautiful World.
sad moment when you’re trying to eat clean and see that alcohol is in the bottom tier of things you can eat so you google “healthiest alcohol choices at the bar” because the college struggle is real
and whoever made that post about “oranges being pre-sliced by nature” yeah. no. shit’s messy as hell.
I feel like I’m at the stage of adulting where somedays I want to be healthy, educated, successful, classy, different and motivated and then somedays I just want to be drunk, lazy, fat, boring, insulting and promiscuous.
and it’s hard.
